The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

Bad love is better than no love at all, at least you know you're alive.

Johnny Cashs' face belongs on Mount Rushmore.

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods, he believed in love and peace, and never wore no shoes.

The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

You're the only one that you are screwin', when you put down what you don't understand.

I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday.