Love came when you weren't looking, except in the case of millions who found mates on Match.com, but, hey. It sounded good.

Don't ever marry a man who loves his work more than he loves you.

"I don't want to lose you, I love you, and...and that's all I've got." As speeches went, it wasn't great. As feelings went...different story.

If only…the saddest words in the English language.

I had to get over [him]. For months now, a stone had been sitting on my heart. I'd shed a lot of tears over [him], lost a lot of sleep, eaten a lot of cake batter. Somehow, I had to move on. [Life] would be hell if I didn't shake loose from the grip he had on my heart. I most definitely didn't want to keep feeling this way, alone in a love affair meant for two. Even if he'd felt like The One. Even if I'd always thought we'd end up together. Even if he still had a choke chain on my heart.

Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.

She smiled, and there it was again, that aching pressure in his chest. Love, or a heart attack. Kind of the same thing.