When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

But they're family, and you forgive them, even if they are human equivalent of hyenas. Because that's what you do, Posey. Forgive.

Commandment #1: Believe in yourself. Commandment #2: Get over yourself.

"I don't want to lose you, I love you, and...and that's all I've got." As speeches went, it wasn't great. As feelings went...different story.

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, what level of schooling you’ve had or where you live—stalking is innate to the female psyche. We’ve all been there.

I'll tell you something, Harpy," he said, his voice almost a whisper now. "It never even occurred to me that we wouldn't make it. And it never occurred to you that we would. You were just waiting for us to go down in flames. I thought we could get through anything.