You want sweet dreams, lose the attitude and you might find I'll give you reason to have them.

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

Seriously, I don’t care if feminists hunt me down and burn me at the stake, that man crooked his finger at me, I’d follow him into a bank and rob it at his side.

Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

Truth, honesty, perseverance, strength, love of all kinds and forgiveness are all beautiful, Tack. The most beautiful stories ever told are the most difficult to take.

Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.