I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.
I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.
You got one life, never use it just to breathe.
Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.
Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.
Seriously. Who needed a real lover when you had a handsome, affectionate man who adored you, put a beautiful house over your head, gave you a great job, lavished you with fabulous clothes, shoes, purses and jewelry and would never break your heart?