Thank you for keeping it a secret. There aren't many of those in this tribe.

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.

Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit

You want sweet dreams, lose the attitude and you might find I'll give you reason to have them.

That’s the beauty of books. We get to take what we want out of them and it can be different for everyone.