Thank you for keeping it a secret. There aren't many of those in this tribe.

You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit

Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.

You got one life, never use it just to breathe.

Seriously. Who needed a real lover when you had a handsome, affectionate man who adored you, put a beautiful house over your head, gave you a great job, lavished you with fabulous clothes, shoes, purses and jewelry and would never break your heart?

Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.

Life's a roller coaster. Best damn ride in the park. You don't close your eyes, hold on and wait for it to be over, babe. You keep your eyes open, lift your hands straight up in the air and enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.