You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit

Seriously, I don’t care if feminists hunt me down and burn me at the stake, that man crooked his finger at me, I’d follow him into a bank and rob it at his side.

Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.

You got one life, never use it just to breathe.

Life's a roller coaster. Best damn ride in the park. You don't close your eyes, hold on and wait for it to be over, babe. You keep your eyes open, lift your hands straight up in the air and enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.

I can’t function around a man if I know his ability to give pleasure.

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.