You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit

You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit

That’s the beauty of books. We get to take what we want out of them and it can be different for everyone.

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.

We're all lost. The best chance we got is to wander this life with the people who matter.

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

It's never too late to reach for happiness and no matter what life has done to you, it's never too late to find it.