Onstage, I was never the ingenue.

I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.

I was a full foot taller than any child my age.

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.

I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run.

When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time.