I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
Kumail NanjianiI think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
Kumail NanjianiIt wasn't until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself.
Kumail NanjianiI love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.
Kumail Nanjiani