I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.

You really need to have that discipline. It's not even discipline. I just put down these rules. It's not like a vague, 'Motivate yourself!' and do something. Its specific hours set aside every day for certain things.

I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.

We only hear success stories. You don't hear about the hundreds and hundreds - the overwhelming majority that don't go anywhere. This is a more realistic portrayal of what happens in startups.

Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.

Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.