My stories take three or four months to fix, and it's not magical of a process. Ultimately it's a boring, difficult process. I write everything out, and then the parts I think are funny I put in bold. Then I go perform it. Then the parts that aren't funny, I unbold them.

I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it.

I love constructive criticism. I love getting notes when I'm acting. I love them telling me what to do. I don't always agree with it, but I really need it.

Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.

I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is Wheel Of Fortune because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words.