Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.

Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.

On stage I just have to be myself. In acting you have to be so many other people.

I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up.

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.