I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

Children love me, dammit!

Oh its real, its damn real

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!