I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just terrifying to be like, "Well, this is the world we chose to bring you into. I'm sorry." It's not knowing how to prepare for that.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

Probably all of my advice is bad advice.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.