If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.
Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.
Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.
Probably all of my advice is bad advice.
I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.