I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Probably all of my advice is bad advice.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.