I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.

I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just terrifying to be like, "Well, this is the world we chose to bring you into. I'm sorry." It's not knowing how to prepare for that.

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.