If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.
People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.
I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.
I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.
Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.
I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.