So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.