I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.
People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.
New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.
It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.
Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.