Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

Probably all of my advice is bad advice.