Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.