Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.