You can't buy happiness

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I just can't believe it.

I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.

People ask me what's like to hear our song on the radio. I don't know, I don't listen to the radio

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.