I'd like to live off the band, but if not, I'll just retire to Mexico or Yugoslavia with a few hundred dollars, grow potatoes, and learn the history of rock through back issues of Creem magazine.

Never met a wise man, if so its a woman.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.

Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.