I'd like to live off the band, but if not, I'll just retire to Mexico or Yugoslavia with a few hundred dollars, grow potatoes, and learn the history of rock through back issues of Creem magazine.

Don't expect me to cry for the wrong reasons.

I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.

I'm not worried about what's going to happen when I'm thirty, because I am never going to make it to thirty. You know what life is like after thirty - I don't want that.

I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?