Wearing a dress shows I can be as feminine as I want. I'm a heterosexual...big deal, but if I was a homosexual, it wouldn't matter, either.

I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.

I won't eat anything green.

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

I don't blame the average seventeen-year-old punk-rock kid for calling me a sellout. I understand that. And maybe when they grow up a little bit, they'll realize there's more things to life than living out your rock & roll identity so righteously.

I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.

The sun is gone, but I have a light.