I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
Who needs action when you got words?
I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.
People ask me what's like to hear our song on the radio. I don't know, I don't listen to the radio
We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.