If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.
I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.
You can't buy happiness
It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.
You create attention to attract attention.
I use bits and pieces of others personalities to form my own.