No matter what you do or say, there's nothing that you can do to make people understand you.

I was accepted by cool people because the cheerleaders thought I was cute. The jocks knew the jock-girls thought I was cute. I just chose not to hang around with them.

I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.

We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.

I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.

I'm a much happier guy than a lot of people think I am.