Music is first, lyrics are secondary.

My songs have always been frustrating themes, relationships that I've had. And now that I'm in love, I expect it to be really happy, or at least there won't be half as much anger as there was.

Life isn't nearly as sacred as the appreciation of passion.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun

Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah