I have very bad posture.
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
People think of life as being so sacred and they feel like this is their only chance and they have to do something with their life and make an impact As far as I'm concerned, it's just a pitstop for the afterlife. It's just a little test to see how you can handle reality.
I won't eat anything green.
Once you fall in love... It's different.
And I swear that I don't have a gun.