If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!
When I was younger I knew I could do anything - I could be the president if I wanted to, but that was a stupid idea - I'd rather be a rock star.
I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.
I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.
I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.
I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me.