I will get stoned and worship Satan.
I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something.
Believe everything you read
Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.
For the first seven years of my life, I listened to nothing but The Beatles.
Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self-esteem. They're no good at all.