I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.

Here we are now, entertain us.

I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.

There is nothing I can say that I haven't thought before.

I’m not going to say a damn word about it being tough; I’m having the best time of my life!

I'm not worried about what's going to happen when I'm thirty, because I am never going to make it to thirty. You know what life is like after thirty - I don't want that.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.