I've never been more confused in my life, but at the same time I've never been more satisfied with what we've done.

Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

Wearing a dress shows I can be as feminine as I want. I'm a heterosexual...big deal, but if I was a homosexual, it wouldn't matter, either.

I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.

I bought a gun and chose drugs instead.

I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.