None of you will ever know what I am thinking.

There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).

There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I'd be overwhelmed, and it's true... I can't tell you how much my attitude has changed since we've got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world.

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!

Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art.

If you read, you'll judge.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.