If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.
If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.
Total peace after death, becoming someone else, is the best hope I've got.
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.