I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.

People think of life as being so sacred and they feel like this is their only chance and they have to do something with their life and make an impact As far as I'm concerned, it's just a pitstop for the afterlife. It's just a little test to see how you can handle reality.

I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.

I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually

I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something.

If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.