I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.
I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
I'll be the first to admit that we're the 90's version of Cheap Trick or the Knack...
I get a thrill meeting kids who are into alternative music.
Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.
I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.