I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork.

Absolutely. Slade! A band that would never bend over.

To be positive at all times is to ignore all that is important, sacred or valuable. To be negative at all times is to be threatened by ridiculousness and instant discredibility.

Don't expect me to cry for the wrong reasons.

Don't expect me to die for you.

I won't eat anything green.

I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.