Don't read my diary when I'm gone.
Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.
There is nothing I can say that I haven't thought before.
I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.
I will get stoned and worship Satan.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.