Zits are beauty marks.

I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

After I reached my teens I decided I didn't want to hang out with anyone. I couldn't handle the stupidity.

I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.

I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.

Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I don't want to be a spokesperson.