America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

With the lights out, It's less dangerous. Here we are now, Entertain us. I feel stupid, And contagious. Here we are now. Entertain us.

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

The future of rock belongs to women.