America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).

I don’t have the passion anymore, and so remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away.

Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art.

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.

No matter what you do or say, there's nothing that you can do to make people understand you.