Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I'd like to live off the band, but if not, I'll just retire to Mexico or Yugoslavia with a few hundred dollars, grow potatoes, and learn the history of rock through back issues of Creem magazine.

There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).

You can't buy happiness

I don't want to be a spokesperson.

John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down.

Ever since the beginning of rock and roll, there's been an Axl Rose. And it's just boring. It's totally boring to me.