Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I don’t wanna have any other kind of job. I can’t work among people. I may as well try & make a career out of this. All my life my dream has been to be a big rock star - just may as well abuse it while you can.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

My songs have always had frustrating themes - relationships I've had