Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I've never been a very prolific person, so when creativity flows, it flows. I find myself scribbling on little notepads and pieces of loose paper, which results in a very small portion of my writings to ever show up in true form.

There are some pop songs I hate but I can't get them out of my head. Our songs also have the standard pop format: Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, solo, bad solo. All in all, I think we sound like The Knack and the Bay City Rollers being molested by Black Flag and Black Sabbath.

I'm a much happier guy than a lot of people think I am.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.

I bought a gun and chose drugs instead.

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun