Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are concerned with what I have to say. I find that frightening at times because I'm just as confused as most people. I don't have the answers for anything.

I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.

If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

If you guys throw one more shoe or one more coin, I'm just going to leave my guitar next to my amp and there's going to be massive feed back for an hour.