You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.
I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.
I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.
If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.
I like guitars in the Fender style because they have skinny necks.
I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.