Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

I didn't know how to deal with success. If there was a Rock Star 101, I would have liked to take it. It might have helped me.

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

By definition pop is extremely catchy, whether you like it or not.

If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.