The worst crime is faking it.

Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years.

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.

I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually

Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions.