People ask me what's like to hear our song on the radio. I don't know, I don't listen to the radio

There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I'd be overwhelmed, and it's true... I can't tell you how much my attitude has changed since we've got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I will get stoned and worship Satan.

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

And I swear that I don't have a gun.