I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball.

John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down.

You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually

I wanted to be in a punk band before I had even heard any punk music.

I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something.