I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.

We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows: We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough.

I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.

Rather be dead than cool.

Total peace after death, becoming someone else, is the best hope I've got.

Hope I die before I turn into Pete Townshend. It would look ridiculous to do what we're doing now when I'm 40. That's why I want to destroy my career before it's too late.

I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually