The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

Do less than you ever thought it was possible to do.

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

When you're working, nobody's a star. We're all just actors trying to figure it out.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I have nothing bad to say about Hulk Hogan. In fact, compared to what I have seen in the press and all the high jinks of his life, I didn't see any of that coming, man. He was just a businessman who worked out.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.