I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I started out old, but I have to say that I've been very lucky to work consistently since I started. I've really never been out of work.

Probably my favorite job that I've ever had and probably will have - although I'm reserving judgment on 'Manhattan Love Story,' Tuesday nights at 8:30 on ABC, because it's pretty fun so far - is 'Psych,' which I did for four or five years.

I've worked with Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro and Tom Hanks. I've worked with some really good directors: Woody Allen, Paul Schrader... My God, I've really worked with a lot of people. But I'm intimidated by them, and I'm always thinking, "Oh, my God, he's not going to like me, and I'm going to get fired."

There are some things you can't unsee, and there are some movies you can't get off IMDB no matter how hard you try.