There are some things you can't unsee, and there are some movies you can't get off IMDB no matter how hard you try.

Most of my experiences have been positive. I know I live a very good life. I'm severely overpaid, but there are people who are much more overpaid than I am. I've been very lucky, and I know that, because I see guys all the time who are struggling and can't make a dime, and they're much better actors than me.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I was in college, I thought I was going to be a lawyer, I met this girl named Laura who was the most beautiful girl I had ever known, and she was taking an acting class, so I decided to take the same acting class. And I was a terrible actor in college.

In general, I did what a lot of character actors do: I did it to get girls.