There is no good reason good can't triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

There is nothing like death to say what is always such an artificial thing to say: The End.

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

See the cat? See the cradle?

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

In an unmoored life like mine, sleep and hunger and work arrange themselves to suit themselves, without consulting me.