I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how we are or what we do.

She broke my heart. I didn't like that much. But that was the price. In this world, you get what you pay for.

Jack Benny, Fred Allen. Their jokes were wonderful. It takes skill to be funny. The timing of Jack Benny was so fine. It is a form of genius for which we should be grateful.

This is a nation tragedy, of course - that we've changed from a society to an audience.

Why throw money at problems? That is what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.

Love may fail, but #‎ courtesy will prevail.

I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Students from Yale".