Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

It was very exciting for her, taking his dignity away in the name of love.

Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

He wanted to talk to them, if he could, to discover whether they had truths about life which he had never heard before. Here is what he hoped new truths might do for him: enable him to laugh at his troubles, to go on living, and to keep out of the North Wing of the Midland County General Hospital, which was for lunatics.

Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.