I used my daughter's crayons for each main character. One end of the wallpaper was the beginning of the story, and the other end was the end, and then there was all that middle part, which was the middle.

If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

Earthlings are the great explainers, explaining why this event is structured as it is, telling how other events may be achieved or avoided.

The primary benefit of practicing any art, whether well or badly, is that it enables one's soul to grow.

How embarrassing to be human.

Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo

That is the first thing I know for sure: (1.) If the questions don't make sense, neither will the answers.